[Note: I might not get the handles of the following tweeps correctly but atleast you will have an idea of who I am referring to]
In no particular order
1) @ipissvodka: this guy is one funny and creative tweep,he is the CEO of ibe block industries, he has been blocked by so many celebs ranging from tiwa to wizkid and so many others, he insults and plays too much, he is always on twitter tweeting jokes and stuvvs but one thing I am not so sure of is if our tweetceleb has a job because I have never seen a tweet from him saying how work has been stressful
2) @bombguy95: this one is one dry ass mofo, always tweeting rubbish for LOLs and retweets, his E-relevant game has gotten to his head and he thinks he's a celeb, wannabe comedian, dude got into a twitfight with a girl just because she mentioned his twitter Gf, its so simple, if you don't want people talking about your relationship on social media don't flaunt it on social media, I'm so sure he's an undergraduate because I wonder who still thinks fame is what one needs right now when you can be rich and powerful, when being told about his immature and dry jokes he says it is sarcasm, please help me check your dictionary if sarcasm and stupidity has the same meaning,I know his jobless fans and bootlickers will start saying rubbish now
3) @HILARIOUSPPP: our very own caitlyn jenner we don't even know if this tweep is a male or female, tranny or bisexual. He or she is quite funny though, but I think this is 2015 where people are proud of themselves and let people like them for who they really are, abeg aunty abi na bros, show yourself, being real will do you no harm, you don't know who might help
4) @Mzvikky: 19year old girl, definition of child abuse but some people will still knack her though, always screaming gbemi upandan,she's on everyone's TL nowadays all thanks to gbemi, nigga called her FLATmates and all of a sudden the relationship started,Omo twiiter fame good oo, I'm sure there are lots of guys in her Dm but she's curving them all because she wants to roll with our very own celeb and his goons, have fun my sister while it lasts, Y.O.L.O, ask Mztoby how all went down, but our bro might have changed though
5) @prinzgbemi: Badoolee! Omo re bi iyan! Omo wobe! Twaile baba o, strong man of twitter, This chairman can knack anybody when the right strings are pulled, I respect him a lot, inshort I want to be like him when I grow up, dude is very funny, always making people laugh, i just like the fact that he takes nothing too serious always laughing at tweets even when trolled, nigga invented the 'LEWL' for twitterNG,he is the king of memes,there is always a meme for every reply…legendary P-setter, I throway salute baba oooo, just don't fuck away your destiny
6) @iPoison: funny tweep, creative too, I don't really know much about this tweep, but I know her tweets have been retweeted into my TL several times, just continue being you
7) @Subdeliveryguy: this guy is one great guy always delivering subs to the rightful owners, as buhari never create job for boys this bro sharply create one for himself, joblessness can make man discover some hidden talents,some wannabe(s) tried to liase with the tweep to form subdelivery family the nigga sharply blocked them, no time to waste time, bros no vex abeg when them sub me help me deliver my sub too
8) @Mr_tofunmi: this one ehn, I don't even know how to start, I still believe he is gay, atleast not until I see a girl telling me he knacked her, always forming matured on here, dude got in a twitfight just because a girl said ordinary SHUT UP, bros press P, he even blocked some people just because they didn't see anything wrong in what the girl said,people call eachother names on here without meaning any of it, he once tweeted a story of how boys and girls on here meet codedly and knack each other, nigga thought he snitched on boys but not knowing he taught us how to up our game and also taught those that don't know these codes more, but you are a guy too, guys don't snitch on each other because of retweets and boys don't breach the boys code but what should I expect from a fuck boy like him *sips jedi*
9) @haywhyshitta: fresh fine boy, hustler, I respect your hustle but nigga I have an advice for you, its not a must you heed to my advice, I see the way you ball ,its fun though, seen your pics in vertigo bar and other clubs, you can ask the CEOs of vertigo, brainchild and buga I've rolled with them, even donjay the PRO you normally take pictures with is my boy, there is more to this life ,its your money, you worked for it so you can spend it just the way you like, I once checked my statement of account and noticed I spent close to 4million within 6months but I couldn't say what I spent it on, these club boys don't know you they only respect you when you have money when you go broke they gonna be the one to laugh at you, you can ball but make some life changing decisions for yourself, I got my first landed property(somewhere in lagos) at the age of 22 its not my doing but its God's grace,but who knows you might be building your mansion codedly, the hustle gave my niggars an occupation #onlythewisecanunderstand
10) @olosky: this one is one funny dude,one way or the other his tweets are always on my TL, very creative with jokes unlike bombguy that mistakes stupidity for sarcasm, big ups to you bro, continue with them jokes,its in you like peak milk but bros how were you able to cope wit the C.U lifestyle?
11) @BabaKondTweet: baba ooooo, owo meji fun enikan, baba olowo twitter AKA femi too much money, this nigga is one funny dude, he will soon be on a trip from lagos to longdon, dude is so real and always cracking our ribs, he tweets in pidgin just because he needs to be careful and also because we have so many gbagaun spotters on here, I heard he has so many girls at hand… abeg baba K dash me one na, wont be surprised if twitter girls are sending him DMs codedly, nigga balls in his own special way too
12) @uduakisbae_: legendary hoe, mama ooooo, sometimes I ask myself if she's the only lady on twitter but you are what you attract, she has plenty receipts, I wont be surprised if she has mine too,she made her way into barely all twitter dramas in june, she has bootlickers as her fans and those she serves as a mentor to e.g khaleesi and co, they gat her back always, y'all know what birds of a feather do together, her secondary school mate even acknowledged her to be hoe who is gonna be rich. Last time I saw her pic I had to scroll away fast before it stops me from sleeping at night, I even heard she was paid for her services when she transacted with our famous creditcard oga
13) @Ladekrane: feeling important because of 200k, I don't even know what to say to you…. you bursted my balls the day you tweeted that account balance of yours, nigga that is so 2008, its 2015 now, if you aint talking millions you aint talking money and you didn't even need to tweet your account balance because of a mere argument,but bros na only garri and bread the girl want chop for 6months ni wey you think say the 200k go do?
14) @Mztoby: this one is one cute girl with big ass so I heard, but she choosed to settle for a side chic ,I'm sure she has so many guys in her Dms and also on her neck but she's has refused to let go of our very own omo wobe even if he flaunts the new girl to her face, E be like say bros thing get sugar but I am not a special adviser on woman affairs so I wont tell her what to do,you are the captain of your own ship, I wont blame you though you just don't want any ill treatment from another guy
Special respect to other tweeps that light up my TL, @onlybadhGuy, @olalee, @1nelson (nelson wont do RT for RT with tweeps with few followers, Lol), @ololade (fat albertina), @chuzzus, @ironized, @yemes_babe, @Aramide_, @donaay, @elegant_chic, @mystiq_janelle, even though you didn't break the internet the other night you promised to do so and also all my followers.
I only came about this list just because we don't have any twitter drama for july yet, you people should do something crazy so we can spice up our TL once more and please don't forget to show us receipts and nudes (no photoshopped pictures pls)…
Shout out to my crush @nimmie_ (omo Ghana) I just hope you can reply my DMs someday, I have great plans for us.
Yours faithfully
by ANONYMOUS
